Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Jun Baran


Her Majesty Jun
Princess of
Nan


Jun Baran lives in California. She was born in Nan. Nan lies in the Highlands north of Siam. Nan still has its own royal house. The kings of Nan had many wives and concubines. Over the centuries they left many children. Thus, many of the people of this lost kingdom have a few drops of the blood of the Divine Kings of past ages.

Jun Baran was forced to flee her homeland when it was over run by the Visigoths. She became a refugee, and womdered though many distant realms.

Her writing is controversial. The League of Decency has placed the title on its list of Banned Books. Rev. Bubba Stomper has said of the book: "Filth! Salacus [sic] filth!"

Father Increase Mather y Lopez has said: "Muy calinte! Infamoso!"

The Sacred Office of the Vatican has refused its Imprimatur, and placed the book on its list of Forbidden Texts. The Holy Father has ordered that all copies be raised to Fahrenheit 461 degrees.

Jun is currently serving a five year sentence for inciting a riot. Her conviction arose from an altercation at a book signing at the Birmingham Barns & Noble. She was accosted by Rev. Stomper. She had no choice but to defend herself. She is a skilled master of the martial art of Yuu Kan Doo Too. Rev. Stomper is still hospitalized.

In prison, she is writing a history of the migrations of the Visigoths. She has developed the novel theory that Rev. Stomper is a reincarnation of Siegfried the Heavy Footed.

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